Wanted: One Hossie Player
Wanted: One Hossie Player.
Must be very handsome.
Like birch beer and pink lozenges.
Able to fell large trees and rock small babies.
Have super-size heart and tiny ego.
Can tackle all homework and home repair.
Kind and generous.
Rugged and brave.
Sing like a crooner.
Quick to laugh and joke.
Mad baseball skills.
Watch Jeopardy and O'Reilly (if you must).
Able to stop a sibling brawl with one growl.
Enjoy primitive camping in Potter County.
Concoct candy from powdered sugar, peanut butter, cocoa, and milk.
Give all your love; ask for nothing.
Reliable as an oak tree.
Dependable as sunrise.
Apply at the house on Old Stage Road.
In Memory of my Father, Paul L. Wray, 1929 - 2015Photos 1