Countdown to Surgery
Day 1 (Wed, 9/7): I'm hungry.
Day 2 (Thur, 9/8): I'm hungry and grumpy.
Day 3 (Fri, 9/9): I'm hungry, grumpy, and hostile.
Day 4 (Sat, 9/10): I despise everyone who is allowed to eat.
Tomorrow: a family reunion. Hopefully they will search me for weapons at the door.