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Countdown to Surgery

SEPTEMBER 10, 2011 | PAULA WRAY

Day 1 (Wed, 9/7): I'm hungry.

Day 2 (Thur, 9/8): I'm hungry and grumpy.

Day 3 (Fri, 9/9): I'm hungry, grumpy, and hostile.

Day 4 (Sat, 9/10): I despise everyone who is allowed to eat.

Tomorrow: a family reunion. Hopefully they will search me for weapons at the door.